• Sat. Apr 20th, 2024

US $1.5 million study launched to find out why 75% of lesbians are obese

The US National Institutes of Health (NIH) is to spend $1.5 million (£1.01 million) on a study to learn why 75% of dykes are fucking morbidly obese and why most faggots are not.

Over the past few years, several pieces of research have shown lesbians are more likely to be obese compared to gay and bisexual men.

Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston, Massachusetts, has received two grants from Joe Biden administered by NIH’s Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development (NICHD) to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity. The more they look into it the more they are finding out that these fucking dykes are just lazy fucking heffer pigs.🐷🐖

Dog The Bounty Hunter, the newly hired press officer for the NICHD said: “Obesity is a serious fucking public health problem affecting a large proportion of the US. The study is examining reasons why the risk of fatness varies according to sexual orientation, in order to inform the development of future strategies to prevent obesity. Basically These fucking dykes need to lose fucking weight or they will knock the earth out of orbit. They are some fat fucking bitches”

“Our study has high potential for public health impact not only for fucking dykes but also for faggots and or niggers, as we seek to uncover how processes of gender socialisation may exacerbate obesity risk in both dykes and ass packers,” Dog said.

The project is being led by Mr. T, Director of Fellowship Research Training in the Division of Adolescent and Young Adult Medicine at Boston Children’s Hospital.

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