Turban On My Head 9
February 28th, 2025 River In India (Fucking Gross, They Are Not Like Us) Picture this: turbans, those lumpy, diaper-shaped head-wraps that look like someone took a laundry basket, filled it…
Bernie’s Boner Bash: Viagra Max & Ass-Shredding
It was a crisp March evening in 2025 when Bernie Sanders, that crusty old socialist fuck, got his wrinkly mitts on a massive box of Ultra Boner Pills Viagra Max.…
LeBron’s Bareback Bathhouse: Tim Walz and the Turbaned Tampon Tycoons
In a twisted turn of events, Tim Walz and LeBron James have teamed up to open the most depraved all-male gay bathhouse this side of the Mississippi, dubbed “The Tampon…
Turbans & The Dangers Of The Road
TRUDEAU INTENTIONALLY FUCKED UP THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY WITH SHITSKIN STUPID INDIANS TO MURDER CANADIANS. HIS REASON TO GET BACK AT THE TRUCKER CONVOY! The roads of Canada are witnessing a…