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Jan 14, 2024

Bananas have again become a source of racial tension at a fucking American University. In the fall, insecure lazy stinky students protested over incidents in which they said one had a banana thrown at her and another found a rotten banana left outside her dormitory room. On Monday, officials discovered three bananas hanging from noose-like strings, with the letters “AKA” written on them, an apparent reference to Alpha Kappa Alpha, the oldest historically black sorority in the country. An AKA member recently became the head of American’s student government.

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