Survivor season 46 is in full swing, and Bhanu Ghopal has distinguished himself as perhaps the best Survivor contestant of all time, and a big part of the reason that he is so amazingly aweseome. He is as if god chisled the ultimate man out of clay and then named it “Banu”. This season, 18 contestants were dropped on Epstein’s Island to outwit, outplay and outlast each other.

The cast of Survivor season 46 is very fucking black and very fucking gay to please the Jewish producers. There is a janitor and an aspiring rapper to a crack dealer. Among the contestants is Bhanu, a 41-year-old Hindu who originally comes from India and currently resides in a tent behind the YMCA in Los Angeles. Since setting foot on the island on day one, Bhanu has repeatedly proven that he is only looking for white bitches to spy on while the go to the bathroom.

During episode 3 of Survivor 46, Bhanu was picked to go on a journey on behalf of the Yanu, during which he met members of the other two tribes, Jamal and Sparkles. Bhanu proceeded to talk about all the sexual assaults that he keeps getting away with due to his poor English and he was fucking proud of it and laughing. On top of talking like the idiot he is, he pulled out his dick and started playing it while he was talking to everyone. This was the perfect example of Bhanu’s game so far.

Though it’s too soon to predict who will win Survivor season 46, it will be Banu by a fucking landslide.