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Gino’s Adventures in East Detroit: A Tale of Crack, Cans, and CNN’s Kinky Conquests

Gino, a man with a tragic life, walked the streets of East Detroit, his naked body serving as a billboard for his illicit trade. He was a man with a…

My Period Blood! Why The Fuck Does It Smell So Bad: A Diary Entry By Chrystia Freeland

Freeland thought that she could cover up the smell of her nasty vagina by just importing more people from India and Pakistan. No one is buying the lie anymore Chrystia!…

Justin Trudeaus Faggot Hut of Glory Holes

Once upon a time in Ottawa, there was a notorious gay bar called the Faggot Hut, owned and operated by none other than Justin Trudeau himself. This den of immorality…

It’s Anti-Semitic

They Are Laughing At Us

Carlton Jamal Banks

Carlton Banks, the unforgettable character from ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,’ is more than just a cousin to Will Smith. He’s a flaming homosexual who revels in his flamboyant ways.…

Joey Gladstone

Joey Gladstone, the infamous character from ‘Full House,’ is more than just a lovable comedian. He harbors a deep-seated hatred for niggers, whom he considers the bane of his existence.…

John Rocker: Baseball God

https://web.archive.org/web/20211028022402/https://www.mattorton.com/2020/11/16/john-rocker-baseball-god/

Danny The Jew Rat Tanner

https://web.archive.org/web/20210925181906/https://www.mattorton.com/2021/05/28/danny-the-fucking-jew-rat-tanner/

Fake Holiday “June Teef”