Americans Wide Open Borders: Joe Biden Created This And Laughs
https://web.archive.org/web/20220101110704/https://www.mattorton.com/tag/border-wall/ Illegal alien who gunned down two NYPD officers says kiIIing cops is his culture. He works for the Venezuelan TDA gang. Bernardo Raul Castro Mata (19) revealed that firearms…
Gino’s Adventures in East Detroit: A Tale of Crack, Cans, and CNN’s Kinky Conquests
Gino, a man with a tragic life, walked the streets of East Detroit, his naked body serving as a billboard for his illicit trade. He was a man with a…
My Period Blood! Why The Fuck Does It Smell So Bad: A Diary Entry By Chrystia Freeland
Freeland thought that she could cover up the smell of her nasty vagina by just importing more people from India and Pakistan. No one is buying the lie anymore Chrystia!…
Justin Trudeaus Faggot Hut of Glory Holes
Once upon a time in Ottawa, there was a notorious gay bar called the Faggot Hut, owned and operated by none other than Justin Trudeau himself. This den of immorality…
Carlton Jamal Banks
Carlton Banks, the unforgettable character from ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,’ is more than just a cousin to Will Smith. He’s a flaming homosexual who revels in his flamboyant ways.…
Joey Gladstone
Joey Gladstone, the infamous character from ‘Full House,’ is more than just a lovable comedian. He harbors a deep-seated hatred for niggers, whom he considers the bane of his existence.…
John Rocker: Baseball God
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Danny The Jew Rat Tanner
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