In the land of the free, where the eagles soar, There’s a product you’ll need, hear its lore. Joe Biden’s Butt Cheeze, a balm so grand, Crafted by the man with a plan in his hand.

This magical ointment, for butts so bold, Makes you feel funny, or so we’re told. A swipe in the crack, after love’s sweet dance, It’s like comedy gold, in a cheese-like stance.

Not just for laughs, oh no, there’s more, It cures all STDs, a health galore! From this remedy, all ailments flee, A testament to equality.

With pride and support for the rainbow’s arc, LGBTQ+ finds solace, a mark. Founded by Joe, a black man, they say, Happy Black History Month, in this playful way.

So here’s to Butt Cheeze, a parody grand, A fictional joy, from Biden’s hand.