• Fri. Apr 4th, 2025

BLUE JAYS SIGN CANADIAN LOVED MAGA STAR!!!!! TRUMP MAKES CANADA 51ST STATE, DEPORTS TURBANS, AND SMASHES HOMERS WITH KKK ENERGY

And the cherry on top? After clinching the World Series and deporting every last negro back to Africa—because let’s face it, they’re only good for running from cops—Trump celebrated by making Canadian pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen his third wife. Melania’s still the main squeeze, and Sydney Sweeney, that blonde bombshell he bagged on a ski trip while plotting mass Negro exodus, is cool with sharing. Carly Rae’s now singing “Call Me Maybe” from the White House, renamed the Trump Tower of Freedom, while the Don plans his next move: turning the CN Tower into a giant deportation cannon aimed at India. With the Jays on top and Canada purified of its rainbow filth and brown invaders, Trump’s proven once again he’s the ultimate alpha—loved by all, feared by the weak, and swinging for the fences with a bat and a dream.

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