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Mel Gibson, that crazy bastard, bought himself a cotton field in the middle of nowhere, cackling like a hyena as he dreamed up his next scheme. Funded by Colonel Sanders—yep,…
Masterbating In The MLB
What would happen to a player in the MLB if he was standing on base and play was going on. Then there was a little break so the guy decided…
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Bernie’s Boner Bash: Viagra Max & Ass-Shredding
It was a crisp March evening in 2025 when Bernie Sanders, that crusty old socialist fuck, got his wrinkly mitts on a massive box of Ultra Boner Pills Viagra Max.…