Masterbating In The MLB
What would happen to a player in the MLB if he was standing on base and play was going on. Then there was a little break so the guy decided…
BLUE JAYS SIGN CANADIAN LOVED MAGA STAR!!!!! TRUMP MAKES CANADA 51ST STATE, DEPORTS TURBANS, AND SMASHES HOMERS WITH KKK ENERGY
Toronto, Canada—In a move that shocked absolutely no one with a functioning brain, the Toronto Blue Jays, a team drowning in mediocrity and maple syrup-soaked despair, signed the greatest man…