Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
David Schwimmer Is A Faggot Who Operated A Goat Brothel With His Muslim Lover In Pakistan
Once upon a time in Hollywood, David Schwimmer—yep, the whiny Ross Geller from Friends—had it all: millions of dollars, a nasally voice that could shatter glass, and a face that…