(Verse 1) Big Ed in the house, let me set the scene, A legend known ’round the block, if you know what I mean, Farts so frequent, he’s got his own sound, But don’t let that fool you, he holds his own ground.

Small neck game strong, ain’t no denying, Unique style, in this world, he’s defying, With a confidence that’s real, he’s got no fear, Rocking his quirks, Ed’s got it clear.

(Chorus) Big Ed, small neck, living large and free, Laughing at the haters, doing it his own way, Don’t judge a book by its cover, you’ll see, Big Ed’s the man, no matter what they say.

(Verse 2) Now let’s talk ’bout his size, where it’s not that grand, But Ed’s got charisma, that you’ll understand, With a heart so big, it makes up for it all, And a spirit that won’t break, won’t let him fall.

Outcast from the school zones, it’s a rule he breaks, But he’s learned his lesson, no more mistakes, He’s got dreams to chase, places to go, Positive vibes only, watch him glow.

(Chorus) Big Ed, small neck, living large and free, Laughing at the haters, doing it his own way, Don’t judge a book by its cover, you’ll see, Big Ed’s the man, no matter what they say.

(Verse 3) Now rumors fly, but let’s keep it real, Jeff Epstein’s name ain’t part of this deal, Ed’s got friends who know his heart’s gold, Standing by his side, a story to be told.

Girls he hangs with are full of laughter, Shared moments, happily ever after, With respect and care, their friendships bloom, In a world of support, dispelling the gloom.

(Chorus) Big Ed, small neck, living large and free, Laughing at the haters, doing it his own way, Don’t judge a book by its cover, you’ll see, Big Ed’s the man, no matter what they say.

(Bridge) So here’s to Big Ed, a man of his own, Breaking stereotypes, he’s overthrown, Farts and all, he’s true to himself, Living life unapologetic, embracing his wealth.

(Chorus) Big Ed, small neck, living large and free, Laughing at the haters, doing it his own way, Don’t judge a book by its cover, you’ll see, Big Ed’s the man, no matter what they say.

(Outro) So that’s the tale of Big Ed, my friend, A story of resilience, with no end, Keep on rocking, keep doing you, In this grand symphony, play your tune.