Ed and Liz reflect on the therapy session while laying on top of each other and celebrating the fact that they “both got herpes” at Kenny’s house, which is a lot like being the least-filthy asshole in an gay orgy in a dry Mexican desert on christmas. As Ed and Liz revel in the pain of others, the gay male buck toothed Mongolian hookers arrived that Ed ordered (he charged them to Kenny & Armando’s credit card).

Asuelu is upset that Ed ditched him in the Sauna with very very dry balls. Eventually the cops showed up because they thought Solja Boy was there and he had a warrant out for his arrest for stealing KY Jelly from Walmart in Orlando. Molly and Kelly who are also there and want to go in the hot tub but are concerned about Eds leakage came over. Due to the fact Kelly use to be a pig in NYC he has connections. So he bought some crack off the cops and they left.

Kelly tells Ed to pull his pants down and bend over, but Ed hasn’t wiped his ass in over a month and the shit is crusted his asshole tight like plaster. Jovi then runs up to Ed and rams a cucumber up his asshole. Ed smiles then they make a saldad.