Joe Biden, the senile old man in the White House, had a strange fetish that he couldn’t resist. He had a craving for butt sex, and his partners in crime were none other than Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. But little did the world know, Michelle Obama was actually a man named Mike Robinson, a notorious tranny with a massive schlong.

Nancy Pelosi, the drunken hag, saw an opportunity to cash in on this bizarre spectacle. She set up cameras to record the perverse acts, and when she got her rocks off with Bernie Sanders, who was high on some supercharged viagra concocted by Jewish scientists, she uploaded the videos to YouTube. The world watched in horror and fascination as these politicians debased themselves for the world to see.

But the depravity didn’t stop there. The same scientists who invented the super viagra were testing it on gorillas in zoos, turning them into sex-crazed beasts. The plan was to release these gorillas into American streets, claiming they were refugees from the Congo. Their mission? To rape white women. Joe Biden found this hilarious, laughing at the American people as he stole their money to give to Israel. The whole world was his playground, and the American people were just pawns in his sick game.