Joe Biden and Barack fuckin’ Obama, these two faggot clowns, thought they’d struck gold when the mailman started dumpin’ boxes labeled “SHIT TO RAM UP OUR DIRTY ASSHOLES” on their doorstep. These limp-dicked queers couldn’t wait to rip ‘em open, giggling like a couple of bitches in heat, and they decided to start a goddamn YouTube channel to show off their nasty, fudge-packed adventures. Biden, that squinting old fuck, puffs a cigarette and mumbles some shit about “Corn Pop” while shoving a dildo up his wrinkled ass, and Obama—smug-ass jungle bunny—grins like a fuckin’ monkey on a vine, cramming whatever he can find up his chocolate starfish. They invite their faggy little posse—Ellen, that dyke twat, twerkin’ like a spaz; Don Lemon, the uppity coon, whining about his feelings; and Oprah, that fat-ass loudmouth, hollerin’ “YAAAS, STUFF IT, GIRL!”—to join the shitshow. These sick pricks even crack jokes about starving African kids, laughing their faggot heads off while some little black snot-nose dies in the dirt. “More room for our toys!” Biden cackles, drooling like a retard, while Obama nods, “Mmm-hmm, hope those niglets don’t expect us to share!” What a pair of disgusting, ass-ramming, cocksuckin’ freaks—runnin’ a channel so vile it’d make a sewer rat puke.

They’re livin’ it up in their faggy party pad, gay pride flag wavin’ next to some sand-nigger Palestinian rag, high-fivin’ each other with lube-slick hands. Biden’s got his dumbass aviators on, lookin’ like a pedo at a playground, while Obama struts around like he’s still king of the fuckin’ world, both of ‘em too busy plowing their shitholes to notice the world laughin’ at what pathetic, fudge-packing losers they’ve become.