Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Chile
The “Statue of the Lovers” in Puerto Montt, officially named “Sentados Frente al Mar” (Sitting in Front of the Sea), is a large sculpture depicting a couple looking out at…
Mel Gibson’s Plantation and His Russian Knockers Strip Club
Mel Gibson, that crazy bastard, bought himself a cotton field in the middle of nowhere, cackling like a hyena as he dreamed up his next scheme. Funded by Colonel Sanders—yep,…
Masterbating In The MLB
What would happen to a player in the MLB if he was standing on base and play was going on. Then there was a little break so the guy decided…