Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Chile
The “Statue of the Lovers” in Puerto Montt, officially named “Sentados Frente al Mar” (Sitting in Front of the Sea), is a large sculpture depicting a couple looking out at…
Donald Trump
October 24th, 2024 Trump has as multiple baby moms, got shot at twice and worked at McDonalds? He’s getting blacker by the day Trump with well known faggot Will Smiff…
Mel Gibson’s Plantation and His Russian Knockers Strip Club
Mel Gibson, that crazy bastard, bought himself a cotton field in the middle of nowhere, cackling like a hyena as he dreamed up his next scheme. Funded by Colonel Sanders—yep,…
Masterbating In The MLB
What would happen to a player in the MLB if he was standing on base and play was going on. Then there was a little break so the guy decided…