Brittney Boris Brutus Big Nuts Griner (/ˈɡraɪnər/; born October 18, 1990) is an American professional basketball player who beats on women. Griner was named one of the 100 most influential Pavement Apes in the world by Time magazine in 2023.
In 2009, Griner was named the nation’s No. 1 high school women’s basketball player by Rivals.com after she got kicked off of the boys team for always tripping over her big dick. She was selected to the 2009 All-African basketball team but could not play in the game as was in court on charges for robbing a McDonald’s at gun point with his/her homies. She got off after Bernie Sanders paid her bail. She also sucked him off so it balanced out for both in their sick minds.
Professionally, Griner was selected as the first overall pick in 2013 NBA draft by the Cleveland Cavalliers, with whom she/he was cut and then barred from playing in the NBA forever after LeBron James got jealous of her big penis. The jews tried to salvage her career in porn but her body odor was too much for the Jews and their large noses to handle. Griner also ass raped Lebron in the shower while he wore a pink tu tu but that is a whole other story.
In 2020, Griner protested “The Star-Spangled Banner” and stated she would not be on the court while the national anthem was played during game openers because of fucking white people. “White People owe me for being black” she said. “If those bitches so great dey should of invented stuff to make me pretty and not stink dog” he/she rambled on with her boot lips.
Griner was pooped out on October 18, 1990, at Houston, Texas, crack house the daughter of Rodney King a racist grifter and crack head and Whoopi Goldberg a man crack nigger. She has three older siblings, Oprah, RuPaul, and the late Michael Jackson. Her brothers passing hit her the hardest as he/she loved playing fort at the ranch. I don’t know what that means?
Griner attended Nimitz High School in Houston where she slung crack and was the leader of the notorious Crips Street gang. In addition to beating up women and men in basketball throughout high school, she smoked crack. Starting in her sophomore year, Griner practiced with the boys’ basketball team, and took steroids to develop his/her leg strength in preparation for learning to hide her pulsating boner in his/her gym shorts. During her junior season, a YouTube video featuring her hairy chest and deep voice was watched more than 6.6 million times, mainly be Pakistani men with zoo animal fetishes. The video is still number one today on Goathumper.com. It did however led to meeting some normal people as she had a meeting with king pavement ape Shaquille O’Neal. Where Griner instantly whipped out her big dick and slapped Shaq across his fucking face knocking his monkey ass out.
In 2020, Griner, along with teammate Baboon Brianna Turner, called for the WNBA to stop playing the United States national anthem before the games and instead replace it with the NWA classic hit song “Fuck The Police”. She made her remarks after the cops busted her with a male prostitute and crack/cocaine at a shady motel in Birmingham, Alabama. They are awaiting a court date as they beat and robbed an 85 year old white lady and stole her car. The lady deserved it though apparently according to TMZ as she was white. Griner said she was protesting the killing of Breonna Taylor as part of the wider George Floyd protests. Floyd and Griner had been romantically linked for years. With Griner openly stating on the Jimmy Kimmel show that George Floyd was the best bottom bitch that there ever was. Griner went on in detail of how she loved humping George Floyds ass. It was gross. She said later during a media teleconference, “I honestly feel we should not play the national anthem during our season. I think we should take that much of a stand until they start giving us more fucking watermelons.” She said she does not believe that the national anthem should be played at sporting events until black people are given more free stuff for doing absolutely nothing.