Did you know that Gino from 90 Day Fiancé recently got caught butt-fucking Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg in a filthy alleyway in New York City? They were all smoking crack, cackling like hyenas, and plotting how they and their whole Antifa crew were gonna go fuck up ICE agents. Why? Because they love Indians so much, and it’s all mainly for Sumit—that stinky curry-munching fucker from the show—who’s dying to open up a bunch of scam 7-Elevens. But JD Vance won’t let him, mostly because Sumit used to bang Usha Vance nonstop until she dumped his ass so she could go fuck Big Ed, she got genital warts from one of those 2 fucking losers. Then she circled back to Vance. But JD is super mad as Usha is now fucking the big Alpha Cock of Gino and now Usha is having issues walking and Obama Care just won’t cover her soreness.

Oh, and Gino’s got these nasty white tighty-whities with the biggest, brownest shit streak smeared right down the middle. There are even fucking corn chunks stuck in the crusty fabric. Whoopi Goldberg loves to eat and lick that poo stain, saying it reminds her of the fine African cuisine she used to scarf down in India. Whoopi’s mainly fucked East Indian dudes anyway—because even most Black men won’t touch her, and white guys have standards. Unless you’re a faggot like Ted Danson, no other motherfucker will go near that fugly dyke. Sometimes Gino picks up male hookers and drags them straight to Bill Clinton so they can gang-rape the poor bastards, then ship them off to Epstein’s Island. Lord knows what sick shit happens to them after that. Back in the day, Gino used to own a bunch of KFC franchises with Whoopi Goldberg and MC Hammer, but they lost every single one because they were too busy smoking crack and fucking the businesses straight into the ground.