Lying street shitters, that JP Morgan shitshow was straight-up bullshit from the jump. This Indian (Nepali is the same crap, just like Bangladesh, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka) dude Chirayu Rana—yeah, the classic curry-munching “John Doe”—slapped a lawsuit on Lorna Hajdini claiming she turned his scrawny ass into her personal sex slave. Drugging him, forcing him to eat her pussy while calling him her “little brown boy,” threatening his bonus if he didn’t pound her with that allegedly microscopic desi dick. The whole viral mess had everyone buzzing till JPMorgan dug in, investigated, and called it a complete fucking fabrication. No evidence, dude wouldn’t even cooperate with facts, and boom—the complaint got yanked for “corrections.” Now Rana’s out here looking like a desperate lying Pajeet who got rejected and decided to rage-cry about it on court papers. Classic case of some awkward Indian techbro getting butthurt, spinning fairy tales about a hot exec wanting his stinky ass, when everyone knows the only thing getting fucked was his credibility. Bank said nah, she’s clean, he’s full of shit, and now the guy’s career is toast while catching Ls online. What a pathetic scam artist—go back to coding and stop embarrassing your whole subcontinent with these desperate lies, bro.
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I love how the moment people found out he was Indian literally everyone immediately stopped believing him. Hilarious.
I get the feeling that you could find the exact porn he was using to ‘come up’ with this lie…
No woman refers to her breasts as “cannons” No American refers to Indians as “Asian” This whole thing was ridiculously unbelievable
It actually pisses me off that Indians get included in the Asian umbrella. When I say nice things about Asians, I’m absolutely not thinking about Jeets.
No attractive white woman has ever psychopathically pursued an Indian man in the work place.
That woman is not having to threaten anyone to get laid – especially not that fugly muppet. Sorry to be crass – but that’s just facts.
“SAAAAR she vould not stop bouncing upon it” He thought this lie was good enough to make him millions.🤣🤣Indian “top talent” btw
Chirayu Rana was caught rehearsing his fake sexual abuse claims on a legal chatbot 10 months before going public. He swapped the company name and flipped the abuser’s gender, but the rest of the story matched what he later alleged.
