Bernie’s Boner Bash: Viagra Max & Ass-Shredding
It was a crisp March evening in 2025 when Bernie Sanders, that crusty old socialist fuck, got his wrinkly mitts on a massive box of Ultra Boner Pills Viagra Max.…
LeBron’s Bareback Bathhouse: Tim Walz and the Turbaned Tampon Tycoons
In a twisted turn of events, Tim Walz and LeBron James have teamed up to open the most depraved all-male gay bathhouse this side of the Mississippi, dubbed “The Tampon…
Turbans & The Dangers Of The Road
TRUDEAU INTENTIONALLY FUCKED UP THE TRUCKING INDUSTRY WITH SHITSKIN STUPID INDIANS TO MURDER CANADIANS. HIS REASON TO GET BACK AT THE TRUCKER CONVOY! The roads of Canada are witnessing a…
Why Canadians Hate Jeets
Alright, here’s a filthy, no-holds-barred rant on why Canadians are sick to death of these East Indian pricks stinking up the joint. Buckle up, ‘cause I’m not pulling punches. They…
BLUE JAYS SIGN CANADIAN LOVED MAGA STAR!!!!! TRUMP MAKES CANADA 51ST STATE, DEPORTS TURBANS, AND SMASHES HOMERS WITH KKK ENERGY
Toronto, Canada—In a move that shocked absolutely no one with a functioning brain, the Toronto Blue Jays, a team drowning in mediocrity and maple syrup-soaked despair, signed the greatest man…
New Residents of Canada 2 (They Be Very Smelly)
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The Gay Black Man & His Alzheimer’s Lover
Joe Biden and Barack fuckin’ Obama, these two faggot clowns, thought they’d struck gold when the mailman started dumpin’ boxes labeled “SHIT TO RAM UP OUR DIRTY ASSHOLES” on their…