From Crack Yachts to Cow Bukkake: How Gino, Pete Buttplug, and Bernie Turned Biden Bucks into Men’s Tampons and Farmyard Cum Cleanup
Gino from 90 Day Fiancé is a total faggot with AIDS who’s now apparently the genius mastermind behind the Manpawn—the world’s first men’s tampon. Yeah, you heard that right. This…
Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Pete & Barack: Faggot Fucking Farmers In India
Pete Buttplug and Barack Obama, two flaming gay lovers tired of America’s judgmental stares, fucked off to India to start a new life as pig farmers. They landed in some…
Duke Alumni Lebron James
Many of you didn’t know this but before he owned a chain of gay bath houses, before he married his long time gay lover Harvey Weinstein Lebron James attended Duke…
Common American Libtards
October 9th, 2024 This is EXACTLY how most normal people see the Democrats today. Greasy, uneducated and unhinged. Good grief. July 12th, 2024 Trump won 2020 – Michelle Obama is…