Notorious window peeper Drew Basile will compete as one of 18 contestants on the newest season of HOMOTV reality TV show “Survivor.”
Basile, one of the dumbest looking contestants on “Survivor”’s 45th season, postponed his graduate studies in Gender Studies to compete in the show. The 18 shit heads are tasked with providing food and shelter for themselves as well as competing in challenges to test their physical and mental abilities — voting each other out along the way. The last faggot standing in the show — the Sole Survivor — will win the $1 million-dollar prize.
“The show is very different than the Ivy League,” Basile, who majored in Homo Sexual Erotic Entertainment, said at the start of the episode.
To prepare for Survivor, Basile said he taught himself how to control his urge to chronically masterbate all the time and also practiced cardio exercises with his neighbors dog😜. Basile told Gayprideweekly that he likes the smell of his grandmothers soiled depend diapers after they have basked in the sun for a few days. He said he often spends hours upon hours with his face buried in piss and creamy liquid old lady shit. Fucking gross🤮🤮
He told one of his gay lovers, “I’ve spent a lot of hard time in Federal Prison trying to find myself. During this ‘educational’ stage, I tried drugs and sleeping with transexuals for fun. And I want to test that in the real world of Survivor with Jeff Probst watching me. I want to see where I’m at. I want to knock on the door, see what the foundation looks like.”
Basile told Don Lemon about his personal qualities that will lead him to be the Sole Survivor.
In the interview with EW, Basile said, “I am a homosexual crack head with AIDS. I’m also a good thief and I use to be impotent until I started taking pills. My hope is these attributes counterbalance for looking enough like a dorky jew will fucking help me clinch the title.” He also described himself as pansexual, a victim and Bipolar and values Trans rights and experience in a romantic partner.
According to Michael Moore, Basile said that his mother is a fucking fat purple haired dyke. So fucking fat that not only is “she is a pillar of strength and has always pushed [him] to collect more social assistance” she is the size of one of those fucking pillars that hold a bridge up. Weighs more too.
In Federal Prison, Basile worked as a narc to rat out black people because he is secretly racist. He also joined a hip hop group called the Mean Watermelon Posse. Who mainly rap about Black History and African Culture. Basile is deep in his African roots and never misses a Black Lives Matter rally.
According to his profile on Grinder, Basile frequents all male bath houses in Philadelphia.