• Sat. Apr 20th, 2024

Sifu Is A Fucking Clown Who Smokes Meth And Pervs On Other Contestants All Day

Age: 30
Hometown: O’Fallon, IL
Current Residence: O’Fallon, IL
Occupation: Gay Male Bath House Owner
3 Words to Describe You: Fruity, loving, gender neutral.
Why do you want to be part of Survivor? Instagram followers, its all about the Instagram followers, you see I am too lazy and or stupid to get a real fucking job.
What’s one life experience you feel has prepared you for the game? Being in gay porn my whole life. [I] started hanging out with Don Lemon when I was six. He’s taught me so much about anal toughness.
Which previous player do you identify with the most? Who do you think you will play most like? Richard Hatch or Chet. Hatch for being a winner and a pioneer for my homies in the LGBT community but Chet as he is so fucking HOT!!!!!
What will you value in an alliance partner? Blow Jobs.
Favorite Hobbies: LGBT Activism, Smoking Meth, Climate Activism, Snorting Meth, Racial Awareness Activism, Injecting Meth, Chilling at The Bath House.
Pet Peeves: Condoms. cock blockers, and Donald Trump supporters.
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of? Having 4 men insert their dicks in my asshole at the same time for my Christmas Card Photo in 2021.
What is something we would never know from looking at you? I have a butt plug in my ass 24/7 to honor our president Joe Biden!
Who in your life is your biggest inspiration and why? Michael Moore. His outlook on the world and documentaries are the sole reason I wake up every morning and am glad to be alive.
Why will you be the Sole Survivor? If I don’t win I will scream fucking racism and all you fucking crackers will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its Just a fucking joke to him. The whole thing.

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