An Indian man’s penis began to decay after he got it jammed in a metal pipe for five days and only sought medical attention after the pain became fucking unbearable and his ugly fucking wife kept nagging on him.

The 38-year-old curry eater placed his penis in a fucking tube sock and then put it into a metal cylinder and had sex with it last week. Just fucking gave it to the metal cylinder like it was a fucking white woman. 

After thinking about goats and blowing his load, the tip had swollen so much the blood couldn’t flow back – and he was stuck inside the make-shift sex sharp metal toy. He wandered around his curry stinking house for five days in extreme pain while singing to Bollywood music trying a variety of lubricants to free himself from the jam.

The man whose name is Sumit eventually dragged himself to hospital in Bangalore, India, and explained the situation to doctors on Sunday night. 

He told medics that he had used the industrial equipment to masturbate before because his wife is a fucking ugly pig, but this time after ‘experimenting with a sock’ he climaxed and could not remove himself.  

He had endured the pain for five days – with his penis rotting inside the contraption – before he summoned up the strength to call for help. Volunteer rescue workers then took him to the hospital.