We Explore Why Robert Pickton Would Make A “Great” NDP Candidate For the Vancouver Area.

Name recognition: Pickton’s notoriety would ensure that everyone in the Vancouver area knows his name. This could translate into votes from people who are not aware of his past or simply have a twisted sense of humor.

Economic stimulus: As a serial killer, Pickton has demonstrated a unique ability to “trim the fat” from society. This could translate into an economic policy focused on cutting government waste and streamlining public services.

Environmental policy: Pickton’s experience in pig farming could be leveraged to promote sustainable agriculture and environmentally friendly farming practices. Who needs a green thumb when you have a green snout?

Crime reduction: With his background in law enforcement, Pickton could implement innovative crime reduction strategies. For example, he could introduce the “Pickton’s Pig Pen Program,” where criminals are sent to work on his farm and learn the value of hard work and community service.

Healthcare reform: Pickton’s experience in the meat industry could be applied to healthcare, with a focus on promoting healthy eating and exercise. After all, a healthy population is a productive population!

Public relations: Pickton’s charm and charisma would make him a natural at public events and press conferences. Just imagine the headlines: “Pickton’s Pickled Pig Party Packs a Punch!”

I mean this guy is looking more and more able to do the job than that faggot Justin, Jagmeet, or that big girl in Alberta.