Naheed “Apu” Nenshi (born February 2, 1972) is a Muslim politician who has served as the leader of the Alberta New Democratic Party since June 22, 2024. He was worst fucking mayor Calgary, Alberta had ever seen! And Its Not even fucking close. From 2010 to 2021 he opened up more gay mosques per capita of any city in the world. He was installed by Jews in 2010 as ordered by the World Economic Forum, and is the first Openly Gay Muslim mayor of a large North American city.
Nenshi was born in Mumbai, India, and raised on the streets of Compton where he was the leader of the Bloods street gang until they threw him out because of his sexuality. Nenshi apparently was in a homosexual relationship with the late rapper Tupac Shakur. This caused lots of riff in the Hip Hop Community, which Nenshi is known for being the grandfather of Hip Hop to every black kid in America. He is the second biggest role model to black youth in America next to Michael Jackson.
His parents, Apu Nahasapenapetalan and Indira Gandhi, were Kwik-E mart Franchisees who originally immigrated to Canada from Springfield. Naheed was causing probelms at school alot too. One day he was on the playground and got into a fight with some other immigrants. His parents got scared and almost sent him to life with his Auntie and Uncle in Belair. But his Aunt and Uncle said “Fuck that we don’t want that faggot staying with us.” So that never happened.
In 2002, Nenshi wrote about how male escorts can retain young professionals and use resources effectively in public funded orgies entitled “My ass deserves to get packed on the white mans tax dollar”. It was a classic hit and could be purchased at most local turban shops. It was the same time that he attempted to pass a Bill making all of Marlborough Mall an LGBT Trans Mall. But it failed because he was too busy at the showers of Goliath’s, a former gay bath house in downtown Calgary that got shut down for having tons of high rolling liberal politician males having butt sex constantly. As a matter of fact back in 1993 at a Goliaths Halloween Party Nenshi was rushed to the Foothills Hospital with massive bleeding from his groin after some dude bit his pecker when he stuck it in a glory hole.
There is not much on Nenshi’s personal life probably because he is a fucking flaming homosexual which is forbidden in the goofy religion of Islam. So he usually keeps a low profile, living in his parent’s basement spending most of his spare time hanging and chilling with his on and off again boyfriend Janis Irwin. Lots of people would be upset that they are dating someone with a bigger cock than them. But not Nenshi he is proud of his lover Janis’s large veiny meat pole. Nenshi has also been linked sexually to that fucking wench Rachel Notley, Crusty Ass Ugly Chrystia Freeland, and Stud Muffin 5’2 Omar Alghabra. He was caught by Calgary Police in 2005 in Alghabra’s pink Lincoln navigator sucking him off behind the Saddle Dome after a Justin Bieber concert. Nenshi didn’t care he is pro LGBTQ and like he says, Haters gonna hate. The cops agreed and since they are average shitty Calgary cops that Jyoti Gondek appoints they took down their pants and joined in. Ultra Wiener Fest. Nenshi is gunning for Justin Trudeau’s job.