“Step into the wildest brawl of your life with Gorilla Simulator, the ultimate fighting game where you can live a day in the shoes of your favorite iconic black women—think Oprah Winfrey serving up smackdowns or Michelle Obama throwing fists with First Lady flair! This ain’t your average Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter knockoff—pick any famous black woman you want and slug it out in hilarious, over-the-top locations like Chuck E. Cheese (watch out for the ball pit beatdowns!), the Welfare Office (forms AND fury!), KFC, Popeyes (chicken-fueled chaos!), and Walmart, where the aisles become battlegrounds. With 1-4 player action, you can team up or go head-to-head, tossing bananas and shade in equal measure. And don’t miss the fan-favorite expansion pack, Back in the Day, where you unlock the real Michelle Obama in her original male form—because who doesn’t want to see her flex those legendary arms in a throwback brawl? Get ready to laugh, fight, and reign supreme in the most outrageous simulator ever!”

I have never heard of Max Fawcett nor do I ever recall engaging in any of his garbage posts. What a douche fag.