Sam, a fucking dork of an EMT with a very small penis and self-proclaimed pokemon master, uprooted his homosexual John Legend life in Washington to move to Texas ( Where they hate faggots, and niggers, and jews, and muslims, and Jews, and Mexicans, and Jews) for his now nasty crack head wife, Krystal. Sam was previously married to a black man, but after that marriage ended when his husband Rolando Washington was mowed down in a drive by outside at a gay bath house in Memphis Tennessee. Silly Dindu was propositioning an old elderly German man for sex. It was at the semi annual Faggot Bowl at the Ramada on 4th.
Bored and being thrown out of every gay bar in the Seattle Metro area (and there is a fucking lot), he found himself on a site for prison pen-pals. Sam stumbled across Krystal (who of course used a fake picture) and after hearing her stupid fucking southern accent on the phone, he very obviously assumed she was fucking inbred and or mentally retarded so figured she was stupid enough to date him. He then went down to the local Taco Bell masterbated in the bathroom to gay porn on his cell phone, then took a big fucking liquid brown slimy shit in the toilet bowl and refused to flush the fucking thing. Then he took out a felt marker that he had in his pocket (probably had it up his ass at one point) then wrote racist remarks about blacks and jews on the wall!!!!!!!!
After Sam visited Krystal in prison and she was nice to him (using him for money) he decided he wanted to live closer so he moved to Texas and left his numerous gay lovers behind. He also fled the state of Washington which has now issued a warrant out for his arrest. You see Sam is now a felon himslef as back in 2015 he was caught outside an Olympia, Washington 7-11 with a man. Both man had their pants down and were engaging in sexual acts. They were charged with exposure. Sam was due in Court. He fled
Shortly after, the couple decided to get married because that way Krystal got put life insurance on Sam and then talk to some of the numerous male sexual partners she has on the outside to talk with Sam. Krystal has to have sex with other men to make up for Sam’s very small penis.
Sam and Krystal may not get to have sexual intercourse together outside of prison, however Krystal’s grandmother, Rita, is more than happy to fill Krystal’s shoes while she’s gone. Sam and Rita have a close relationship and Sam is often at Rita’s house trying to stick his small penis into her elderly wrinkly moldy vagina. That often has cobwebs and smells of rotten cottage cheese. Sam however digs that shit remember he use go fudgepack a coon, he has no standards. However, Rita may be taking her role too seriously when she begins to become jealous of Sam and Krystal’s relationship and often invites Sam’s nerdy male friends to all take turns on her old ass in the hot tub. Like about 10 dudes all nerds with small dicks line up and take turns trying to plow Rita. Often times some of them plow her at the same time. They just find a fold and go to town on it!!!!!!!.🤣🤣🤣🤣
