From Crack Yachts to Cow Bukkake: How Gino, Pete Buttplug, and Bernie Turned Biden Bucks into Men’s Tampons and Farmyard Cum Cleanup
Gino from 90 Day Fiancé is a total faggot with AIDS who’s now apparently the genius mastermind behind the Manpawn—the world’s first men’s tampon. Yeah, you heard that right. This…
Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Bernie’s Boner Bash: Viagra Max & Ass-Shredding
It was a crisp March evening in 2025 when Bernie Sanders, that crusty old socialist fuck, got his wrinkly mitts on a massive box of Ultra Boner Pills Viagra Max.…