Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Bernie’s Boner Bash: Viagra Max & Ass-Shredding
It was a crisp March evening in 2025 when Bernie Sanders, that crusty old socialist fuck, got his wrinkly mitts on a massive box of Ultra Boner Pills Viagra Max.…