Kansas City Royals Sign Fags Schwimmer & Buttplug
The Kansas City Royals, being the goddamn faggot-ass franchise they are in that fag-infested shithole of a city, were losing their asses off and needed some top-tier queers to turn…
Gino’s Adventures in East Detroit: A Tale of Crack, Cans, and CNN’s Kinky Conquests
Gino, a man with a tragic life, walked the streets of East Detroit, his naked body serving as a billboard for his illicit trade. He was a man with a…
Riley Ditches His Hooker Violet, Hooks Up With His New Bitch Don Lemon & They Make APRICOT AIDS
After all of their fighting, Riley wanted to show Violet something to show that despite their fucking issues, he still believed in their fucking pathetic relationship. Therefore, he decided to…