A 34-year-old man was caught having sex with a cow after triggering an alarm set up by farmers who had grown suspicious their livestock were being abused. Kobe sneaked onto a farm in Salina, Kansas near a private gay bar in the dead of night to commit the vile act. But he was detected by the farm’s new racist surveillance system and caught on the premises by farmers who rushed to the scene to apprehend him as he had one of the cows bent over.

A DNA sample taken from a calf’s asshole and mouth (and even the ear) proved ‘intercourse’ had taken place on June 12, 2023.

Kobe smiled and laughed as he pleaded guilty to sexual penetration with a living animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal at Court. He looked so proud of himself he gave a Black Lives Matter Fist Salute and stated ” As Joe Biden is my lord and savior of me and all Africans I can not be punished for this so called crime, as there is no proof the cow said no.”