An Ottawa couple returned to their condo last week to find their home completely trashed.

Clothes were scattered throughout the house, door handles were smeared with semen and KY Jelly, feces were all over the house with a strong odor of urine also, all their guns had been stolen, and swastikas were drawn in blood on the walls.

And if that wasn’t creepy enough – when Ottawa police went to the condo to investigate, they found used dildos, shit covered condoms, plus the 1993 Jann Arden cassette tape Time For Mercy , according to the police release. The only solid evidence police found was a purse, containing a random, 55-year-old woman’s ID, on top of the couple’s bed.

Since the police officers were gay and black immigrants they were underqualified and didn’t give a shit and or understand what the fuck to do in a situation like this and just left to Tim Hortons to complain about white people.

Shortly after officers left, the couple called police again, saying they heard noises coming from under their bed. Officers went back the condo and arrived just in time to see a random ugly woman emerge from the couple’s bedroom.

As it turns out, the 55-year-old woman was the owner of the purse found inside the home. She told police she had been on a meth rampage for several days. To the point she even became a politician. Police said that woman also broke into another home around the block earlier that evening and assaulted an East Indian family yanking on their turbans and uttering slurs.