Police arrested a suspect who told police he stabbed another man after catching him having sex with his 60 year old husband. Just before 12:30 a.m. Monday, the San Francisco Police Department arrived at an apartment in the 500 block of North 20th Street in response to a disturbance. A neighbor called to report “multiple subjects” were fighting while blaring John Legend beats inside a nearby apartment.

When police arrived, they found a gay four eyed hispanic man inside a parked vehicle smoking meth, crying, and suffering from multiple stab wounds. Officers found another man covered in blood inside the apartment with his pants around his ankles and shit all over his dick who claimed he’d been attacked in his apartment.

Both men were taken to an area hospital for treatment. Police were granted a search warrant for the victim’s car and the apartment so they could process the scene, gather evidence and collect DNA. They found so much stuff covered in cum that they were grossed out and took several hours.

Police interviewed several witnesses, including 34-year-old Armando, whom they identified as a gay homo. Police said Armando woke up in the apartment and found his husband Kenny biting the pillow beside him bent over with Tim thrusting behind him grunting. He told investigators he grabbed a pink knife from the bedroom and stabbed him a couple fucking dozen times.

Armando was arrested on a felony charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Police said he will be deported to Mexico.

Oh a little off subject but this dude is always over there at Kennys house too and it is stressing out the fudgepack circle.