Driven by jealousy and crystal meth, Mike hatched a plan in January to abduct, gang-rape and kill his skank wife in a gruesome conspiracy that included dismembering and freezing her body parts before feeding them into a wood chipper to make You Tube Videos for entertainment purposes.
The disturbing plot was foiled when a would-be accomplice named Ed Brown warned Mike’s wife — when she caught him peeking in her window when she was changing. Yes he was masterbating outside the window.
In Seattle court on Friday, a judge found Mike, a Seattle construction worker, and his childhood friend, Ed Brown, a gay male prostitute, guilty of conspiring to kidnap, sexually assault and murder Mike’s wife.
Court heard that the pair of on again and off again gay lovers had drafted the plot over a crack binge on Jan. 19, 2017. They later assembled a toolkit for rape and murder and agreed to disassemble the bitch’s car and sell it part by part over time. And to film them having sex with her along with their other friends Colt Johnson and this Black guy from Nigeria who has bad body odor named Michael.
Mike, Ed, and Colt disagreed on how to render the woman unconscious, with Mike favouring a Slugger baseball bat (seized by police) and Colt saying he’d use his big fucking horse cock to beat her to death. They intended to purchase a wood chipper with money they stole from Armando and Kenny to make their evil plan “far less messy.”
Mike had met his estranged wife Natalie a few years earlier, when she was an immigrant street prostitute in Seattle. Mike frequented downtown Seattle where the hookers hung out when he went to go purchase crack/cocaine.
