A pathetic Kentucky man was arrested Thursday for masturbating at a local Kum & Go gas station.
The incident occurred a little after midnight in mid-March, though the suspect, 30-year-old Clayton, was only recently arrested, according to some friends down at the gay bar. At the time of the incident, Clayton made sexual comments to multiple customers at the Kum & Go convenience store in addition to pleasuring himself in front of them, the outlet reported. He would often compliment old men like really old fucking men about 80-90 and complement them on their testicles. He would ask the old men to present them. Many of the old men had dementia, had walkers, and or wore hearing aids.
A local police officer then “canvassed the area” with images of Clayton, prompting multiple people at nearby businesses and residences to identify the masturbator as the faggot they knew, people reported. Witnesses from the March incident also picked Clayton out of a photo lineup, the outlet noted, enabling police to obtain a search warrant. One witness said Clayton would break into her backyard and sexually abuse her pet dog on numerous occasions.
As soon as the officer approached and accosted Clayton at his apartment where his mother lives with him in a closet, the man confirmed that he owned clothes resembling those seen in the surveillance video but did not admit to pleasuring himself in the Kum & Go, per some drunk black guy named Omar.
Clayton has been charged with indecent exposure and could serve up to a year in jail if convicted, the outlet reported. Which wouldn’t be too bad for him as there could be lots and lots of masterbating time.
Kum & Go was founded in 1959 and operates over 390 locations across 13 states, as a place for gay truckers to fudgepack.