Janis Irwin
Janis Irwin (born September 9, 1984) is a Canadian politician who was given a position due to her diverse background in the Legislative Assembly of Alberta in the 2019 Alberta general election, and just refused to leave . She represents the biggest fucking dorks in Alberta as a member of the Alberta Transgender Party. She serves as the Official Opposition Critic for Preferred Pronouns. She previously served as the Critic for Status of Bitches’n’Hos and 2SLGBTQ+ Issues.
An Adult Performer due to her large penis prior to her joke political position, Irwin previously ran the streets of Edmonton driving her pink El Camino with her rough tough gangster street cred. Rumor has it she single handedly kicked every single Hell’s Angels Ass (like hospitalized them) in Alberta for misgendering her and to this day they will run away to their mothers at the very sight of her. She says if you think that story is Bullshit round up any tough person you know and come knocking to her house. She will show you quick gangster like.
Janis Irwin
Aspiring Man
Born- Compton, California
April 31st, 1984
Political Party- GAY
Stands- To Pee
Personal Life
Irwin grew up in Compton, California slinging crack/cocaine for the leader of the Crips gang the now deceased Tookie Williams. Prior to being elected, Irwin worked for Bang Bros an Adult Entertainment Company in Miami, Florida. Irwin came out of the closet in her late 20s when she got caught with a hooker in her parents Buick Station Wagon along with some meth. In 2010, Irwin moved to Edmonton to start slinging meth for the Sinaloa Cartel.
Education
Irwin holds a Doctorate in Gender Studies from Yale, a Master of Bation from the University of Mogaishu, and a partially completed Whiz Kidz colouring book she got out of a Cheerios box in 1992.
Provincial Politics
In her first term as Member of the Legislative Assembly of Alberta, Irwin advocated for convicted child molesters to get their charges dropped and be given new identities. Another issue Irwin strongly advocated on was the legal protections of sex offenders to never be named as it is oppression and backwards for society.
In her second term as the Critic for Pronouns, Irwin has been vocal, calling for action on a law to be enforced which forces straight people to date transgenders to fight bigotry. Irwin has tabled Bill 905b, the Freedom Wiener Act, which would allow her to walk around where ever and when ever the fuck she wants with her big floppy donkey dink hanging out for the whole world to see.
Irwin has also been a voice for the racist Canadian Flag to get recycled into toilet paper so Canada can make way for the New and Progressive Trans Flag which represents all Real Canadians.