We have an update on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After Goof Michael Ilesanmi, who went missing on Friday. He was last seen chilling and jiving with his homies before getting into a van with some guys dressed in white with some hoods on security camera footage leaving Big Ange’s trailer in Hazlehurst, Georgia on the afternoon of February 23.

Colt Johnson, who is currently with his gay lover Anderson Cooper at Angela’s home, just shared an update on YouTube revealing that Michael has been found at KFC drunk with other Africans taking horse steroids!

“Michael has the worst fucking body odor,” Anderson revealed moments ago during a live stream.

Right after Colt’s live stream announcing Michael’s disappearance ended, Angela got a phone call from the local police stating that they seen his black ass stealing electronics from Walmart. Again. He is also accused of defecating in the aisles and opening up toilet paper in the store, wiping his ass with it, then hucking the shit covered tissues at customers.

Michael had sold his passport and ID for crack/cocaine, but police weren’t able to confirm if it was Michael because all black people look the same to them. Which is understandable.

“Here’s the wild part,” Colt continued. “He told the police that he was sick of the way they treated George Floyd” Angela could be heard in the background farting.

Angela was clearly drunk as she continued to talk in the background forgetting which show she was on. “I told you Maury he is the father,” she said of Michael. “I am a million trillion percent sure”

Colt and Anderson (and Angela) are still live on YouTube talking mainly about dildos and anal sex.

UPDATE – Angela claimed that she and Michael has had sex with numerous men since being in the US. She claims she knows as she sets up the dates and watches for enjoyment.