TROY, Mich. (Mailyourpoo.com) – A drunk man who was high on crystal meth was arrested for masturbating in his car at a Planet Fitness parking lot last week, while allegedly recording men in the change room while changing and using the urinals, according to police.
Gino, 53, of Canton was seen pleasuring himself by several witnesses in the parking lot of a Troy Planet Fitness on Tuesday, Jan. 30, according to police. Before officers arrived, Gino drove southbound on John R Road near 14 Mile stroking his cock and balls with vaseline while laughing and blaring “The Day The Niggers Took Over” By rap artist Dr. Dre (who is not a licensed medical doctor I must add).
Shortly after, police initiated a traffic stop and spoke to the suspect as he sat there smiling in the drivers seat with his dick out still playing with it.
Gino told law enforcement that “he fully supports Joe Biden and goes way back with Nancy Pelosi” according to Troy police. Two women however told officers they saw Gino violently masturbating while laughing in his car after pulling into a parking spot near him in the gym’s lot. Despite switching parking spots to get better views, he would follow them and quote Martin Luther King and Bill Cosby, witnesses said.
“Fucking Awesome! That will show the white man” said Michael, a Planet Fitness customer and fellow 90 day fiance cast member. “I mean come on, it is about time someone from the Black community jerked off at a planet fitness to show that we are equals. I am so happy it happened during Black History Month too. We finally have something to actually celebrate now!”
Gino was arrested and given a misdemeanor for indecent exposure. During his arrest he pumped his fist kissed his fingers and pointed at the sky and yelled at the top of his lungs “This one’s for you Tupac, We Finally Did it!” then the cops throw him in the back of the cop cruiser.
One woman “was actually taking a shit in the can, passing the bran flakes and getting ready for the work out, and she saw… what he was doing,” said Dog The Bounty Hunter with Troy police. “He didn’t have any reason to be in that parking lot. He was not a member of the club. He was just standing there masterbating with an old boom box stereo next to him playing old Will Smith songs”
Police also seized the suspect’s phone and iPad for filming the male gym patrons. They also found tons of videos of Gino fucking dogs at the local unleash park. In one video Gino dressed up like a Native American head dress and all with a spear and started chasing dogs doing that native holler. It was quite funny apparently.
“Often times, people that commit this crime have done it multiple other times, and will keep doing it and keep getting away with it” Police said. These sick fucks have found a loop hole in the system. All you have to do is vote for Biden and or wear a BLM shirt and the law doesn’t apply to you.
Gino was given a $7,500 prepaid visa card, all his debt cleared, and him and Jasmine are invited to the White House to Be Honored by Joe Biden.