Gino, a man with a tragic life, walked the streets of East Detroit, his naked body serving as a billboard for his illicit trade. He was a man with a mission, seeking out old men to satisfy their cravings and in return, he would get his fix of crack. His life was a constant struggle, but he carried on, wearing his Biden Harris 2024 shirt with pride, even as his pants remained discarded and forgotten.

One fateful day, Gino’s path crossed with Don Lemon, a man from CNN with a twisted sense of pleasure. Don was a man who took joy in the most peculiar of activities, like inserting cans of Bud Light up his rectum and drinking them after, leaving a trail of depravity wherever he went. The two men met, and their lives became intertwined in a whirlwind of lust and debauchery. Which basically means they buttfucked all night and never used condoms as condoms are racist and invented to keep the black man down. They even attended a Detroit Pistons game, where they engaged in a public display of affection in the bathroom, much to the delight of the Black Lives Matter event attendees.

The black community celebrated Gino, a white man, as a symbol of their cause, even though he faced challenges of his own. He was the man who suffered more than any black person, despite not being black himself, due to the overwhelming power of slavery. Gino was hailed as the greatest voice for the black community, even as the majority of African Americans couldn’t relate to his struggles as theirs were all made up by Jews.

Then, the inevitable happened. Gino received a phone call from Don, who informed him that he had contracted HIV. Gino was lost, unsure of what to do next. He turned to Anderson Cooper for help, pleading with him to suck the disease out of his body. Anderson, despite knowing the futility of the act, complied, hoping to save Gino’s life. Together, they battled against the disease, their efforts fueled by the hope for a better future for Black Lives Matter, the Ukraine, and the fight against climate change.