Survivor 48: Gayer Than The AIDS In Don Lemon’s AssMarch 10, 2025/No CommentsAlright, folks, welcome to Survivor 48—where the sand’s hot, the stakes are high, and the contestants are a steaming pile…Read More
John Rocker: Baseball GodJune 19, 2024/No Commentshttps://web.archive.org/web/20211028022402/https://www.mattorton.com/2020/11/16/john-rocker-baseball-god/Read More
How Big Of A Fucking Trucker Dyke Is Liz-Beean From Survivor Who Stinks Of Cat PeeMay 2, 2024/No CommentsLiz Wilcox is one of the final 12 contestants on season 46 of Survivor. After she made the merge during the April…Read More
Man Gets A Fucking Shower Head Removed That Was Lodged Six Inches Up His Fucking RectumMay 2, 2024/No CommentsA gay black man needed a shower head removed from his body, after it had been pushed six inches into…Read More
2 Charged With Armed Robbery After Grindr Setup: Their Ad Claimed They Were Looking For “Butt Stuff”April 18, 2024/No CommentsTwo flamingly gay fucking faggots have been accused of robbing a man at gunpoint after arranging to meet for “butt…Read More
Meet Ben He Is A Bundle Of SticksMarch 28, 2024/No CommentsAge: 31Hometown: Miami, Fla.Current residence: Miami, Fla.Occupation: Gay Male ProstituteName three of your favorite hobbies: Shitting in my overalls and walking around with lumpy shit…Read More
Bhanu Is The Best Survivor Contestant Ever AND IT AIN’T EVEN FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!!March 21, 2024/No CommentsSurvivor season 46 is in full swing, and Bhanu Ghopal has distinguished himself as perhaps the best Survivor contestant of all time, and…Read More
Lazy Greasy Hippie Bi-Sexual Jew Jelinsky Gets Booted from Survivor: A Lesson in IncompetenceMarch 1, 2024/No Comments“This is where great Survivors are made. This is where legends are made. Jelinsky is a legend.” —Jelinsky There were…Read More
Man arrested for ‘threatening farmers who refused him sex with their animals’November 30, 2023/No CommentsA man asked local farmers to let him have sex with their animals and threatened them and called them fucking racist when they refused,…Read More