Survivor 48: Gayer Than The AIDS In Don Lemon’s Ass
Alright, folks, welcome to Survivor 48—where the sand’s hot, the stakes are high, and the contestants are a steaming pile of woke garbage! Out of this pathetic lineup of 18…
John Rocker: Baseball God
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How Big Of A Fucking Trucker Dyke Is Liz-Beean From Survivor Who Stinks Of Cat Pee
Liz Wilcox is one of the final 12 contestants on season 46 of Survivor. After she made the merge during the April 3, 2024, episode, other crazy dykes that abuse…
Man Gets A Fucking Shower Head Removed That Was Lodged Six Inches Up His Fucking Rectum
A gay black man needed a shower head removed from his body, after it had been pushed six inches into his rectum. The 29-year-old man told doctors that he and…
2 Charged With Armed Robbery After Grindr Setup: Their Ad Claimed They Were Looking For “Butt Stuff”
Two flamingly gay fucking faggots have been accused of robbing a man at gunpoint after arranging to meet for “butt stuff” over a dating application for gay men, according to…
Meet Ben He Is A Bundle Of Sticks
Age: 31Hometown: Miami, Fla.Current residence: Miami, Fla.Occupation: Gay Male ProstituteName three of your favorite hobbies: Shitting in my overalls and walking around with lumpy shit in there all day, tugging…
Bhanu Is The Best Survivor Contestant Ever AND IT AIN’T EVEN FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!!
Survivor season 46 is in full swing, and Bhanu Ghopal has distinguished himself as perhaps the best Survivor contestant of all time, and a big part of the reason that…
Lazy Greasy Hippie Bi-Sexual Jew Jelinsky Gets Booted from Survivor: A Lesson in Incompetence
“This is where great Survivors are made. This is where legends are made. Jelinsky is a legend.” —Jelinsky There were “several” fucking reasons to watch the fucking Survivor 46 season…
Man arrested for ‘threatening farmers who refused him sex with their animals’
A man asked local farmers to let him have sex with their animals and threatened them and called them fucking racist when they refused, police said. Bruce sent several emails…
Will this Registered Sex Offender outwit, outplay, outlast as a contestant on ‘Survivor’?
Notorious window peeper Drew Basile will compete as one of 18 contestants on the newest season of HOMOTV reality TV show “Survivor.” Basile, one of the dumbest looking contestants on…