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Two Men Arrested, Guns, Dildos, and Drugs Seized, After Employee Confined During Armed Robbery of Porn Video Place

Two men have been arrested and multiple guns, double sided gold plated dildos, and drugs have been seized following an armed robbery in Ottawa. The RCMP says it received a…

Meet Ben He Is A Bundle Of Sticks

Age: 31Hometown: Miami, Fla.Current residence: Miami, Fla.Occupation: Gay Male ProstituteName three of your favorite hobbies: Shitting in my overalls and walking around with lumpy shit in there all day, tugging…

Man Fired From Burger King For Farting Cum On Customers Food: Justin Trudeau Is Fuming Mad At The Transphobic Firing

A Burger King manager was fired after allegedly serving French fries and a burger that he rammed down his pants near his rear end, farted his lovers semen on, and…

Elijah Is: THE PEE PEE POO POO MAN

Yes, Elijah from Big Brother Canada was indeed in “The Pee Pee Poo Man.” His role was to play a man who enjoyed getting sodomized by the main character’s feces-covered…

Bhanu Is The Best Survivor Contestant Ever AND IT AIN’T EVEN FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!!

Survivor season 46 is in full swing, and Bhanu Ghopal has distinguished himself as perhaps the best Survivor contestant of all time, and a big part of the reason that…

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March 18th, 2024 The NDP goes into the schools and finds the kids that get picked on the most and recruits them. All FUCKING LOSERS.

You Americans Are All A Bunch Of Fat Fucks

90 Day Fiancé star Seungdo Ham aka Nick from season 10 doesn’t GIVE A FUCK ABOUT the effects his fat-shaming comments could be having on Devin Hoofman’s mental health. “She…

Those Damn White Supremacists Are At It Again

Why in the fuck does this keep happening? Well we know why it is happening it is now becoming more comical than anything. The biggest worry is some liberals actually…

Trannies Fucking Up Sports

Trans powerlifters occupy top spots in three Alberta women’s divisions