Matt Is Jealous Of The Size Of Any’s Big Rod
Matt, Amani, and Any are the messiest throuple in 90 Day Fiancé history, living in a San Diego trailer park that smells like regret and burnt dreams. Matt’s got a…
Racist White Lesbian Bitch Goes To Africa To Recruit Blind Slave To Pick Cotton To Make Tampons
Something tells us 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days African Negro Chidi never loved that fucking nagging bitch Rayne Fernandez and had ulterior motives to date the crazy fucking…
Gino’s Adventures in East Detroit: A Tale of Crack, Cans, and CNN’s Kinky Conquests
Gino, a man with a tragic life, walked the streets of East Detroit, his naked body serving as a billboard for his illicit trade. He was a man with a…
John Rocker: Baseball God
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Rick Is In A Nerd Gang He Looks & Sounds Like A Faggot. May Also Be A Pedo. This Is Ricks Story
Rick and Raydean share a 20-year age gap and have been going strong for the five years she has been in prison. The 20 year age gap is nothing new…
Kingpin of Chaos: Gino’s Reign of Terror and the Hunt for Detroit’s Most Wanted
Gino, the notorious criminal with ties to the Crips, MS13, and the Black Panthers, had the whole city of Detroit on edge. This infamous Black Lives Matter leader was wanted…
Crackhead Gino’s Geriatric Faggot Adventures: A Tell-All Tale of Debauchery and Betrayal
Gino, the infamous closet homosexual and notorious crackhead, decided to visit a faggot bar one night to indulge in his favorite pastime – ogling naked men. As a well-known connoisseur…
Man Gets A Fucking Shower Head Removed That Was Lodged Six Inches Up His Fucking Rectum
A gay black man needed a shower head removed from his body, after it had been pushed six inches into his rectum. The 29-year-old man told doctors that he and…
Gino Is Jailed For Handcuffing and Beating Mexican Male Escort in Drug-Fueled Rage
Cocaine and Meth addiction, a bout of unfettered paranoia and the “callous and humiliating” handcuffing of a Mexican four eyed male escort saw Gino jailed for 15 months today. It…
2 Charged With Armed Robbery After Grindr Setup: Their Ad Claimed They Were Looking For “Butt Stuff”
Two flamingly gay fucking faggots have been accused of robbing a man at gunpoint after arranging to meet for “butt stuff” over a dating application for gay men, according to…