Once upon a time, in a land of fried chicken and Hunter’s coked up hookers peeing on the carpet, former President Barack Obama and his trusty sidekick, Joe Biden, decided to open a chain of KFC restaurants. Their goal? To serve up buckets of finger-lickin’ goodness while simultaneously mocking the black community.
One sunny afternoon, Barack and Joe put on their aprons and chef hats, ready to whip up some delicious fried chicken. But instead of following the traditional recipe, they decided to take a more sinister approach.
“Hey Joe,” Barack said, “Let’s show those chickens who’s boss. We’re gonna make them regret the day they ever clucked.”
Joe Biden grinned, his eyes gleaming with mischief. “You got it, Barack. Let’s get down and dirty with these birds.”
And so, they did. Barack and Joe proceeded to violently rape each and every chicken that came through their kitchen, cackling with glee as they did so. The poor birds squawked and flapped in protest, but it was no use. Barack and Joe were determined to make their mark on the world of fast food.
Once the deed was done, they battered and fried the violated chickens, serving them up in buckets to unsuspecting customers. The people of the town couldn’t get enough of the Obama-Biden special, relishing in the juicy, tender meat that was a result of the duo’s nefarious deeds.
As the days passed, Barack and Joe’s KFC restaurants became more and more popular. The black community, however, was not amused. They saw the duo’s actions as a direct insult to their heritage and culture, and they were not about to let it slide.
Protests erupted outside the restaurants, with people waving signs that read “Obama and Biden: Chicken Rapists” and “Fried Chicken is Not a Joke.” But Barack and Joe were undeterred. They continued their reign of terror, cackling with glee as they violated chicken after chicken.
And so, the legend of Barack Obama and Joe Biden’s KFC empire lives on, a tale of fried chicken, political satire, and questionable moral choices. It’s a story that will be told for generations to come, a reminder that sometimes, the world can be a truly bizarre and twisted place.
